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| Our porn law was enacted in 19-69.....ooops! |
Saw a random order passed later by Justice Cockburn!- the name says it all!
Goodness! The ironies are screaming! I had always heard that history repeats itself, because we are not listening the first time!Currently we are dealing with a fast moving consumer product ,Pornography, which is so deadly to the Indian consumer.We have always had alcohol in states where prohibition exists,pirated movies in the open market and and now porn almost everywhere.
Mild, moderate and severe consumption? how does one classify something in porno as being excess? mildly moral and severely immoral society or people? What's the fun in moderation? One drink is maybe to enjoy but one drink too many drunk?
Are we shunning pleasure? Are we ending up a voyeuristic nation? Can we actually stop this menace of watching and enjoying the pleasure that many derive out of porn? Who are we to stop people from doing what they enjoy?If not we then who takes charge of the controls?
Good people don’t watch porn? Or they watch it only at home?So do you become bad if you watch it anywhere other than at home? Ain't it about about individuality and personal preferences? The same politician can watch dirty picture on a large screen and award the director for a wonderful venture but a video clip? Or is that considered too dirty only for politicians?
I can bet that a majority of politicians and babus and bhabhis included, watch porn.Some stupid ones get caught when watching it in the legislature. We end up have to suffer this moral hypocrisy!
Read somewhere that "Government Work is God’s Work"
In that case,this my friends is The Second Coming!
Let me list out all the events I can possibly remember as a list of politicians who star in "Scrotal Recall"
- P T Chacko - 1964 was found in a car accident with a lady…lost his position…wonder which one! Political or sexual?
- In early 80’s Ramrao Adik, the then Deputy CM of Maharashtra was all over papers…downing peg after peg on an AI flight, stumbling across aisles and heckling co passengers and playing touchy touchy with females in the cabin crew.He was busy chasing mini skirts around the lawns. He embarrassed many women with his forwardness!He was referred to as the "Hanover Hangover" Mr Adik then took to curves? From a straight political career!
- Kerala’s former forest minister Neela Lohitadas had to resign in 2000 following a complaint of attempted sexual abuse by a senior IAS officer.
- N D Tiwari, former Andhra Governor,carrying on with his sexual orgy in his official residence at the Raj Bhavan
- The late J H Patel, former CM of Karnataka,admitted his weakness for wine and women. Uncles- sheer case of Die Hard On!
- P J Kurien,Suryanelli scandal in Idukki in 1996 involving a 16 yr old raped by 42 men continuously for 40 days at diff places.The name was cleared after investigations. Sounds like the sequelae Penetrator2.! Gosh.
- The famous ice cream parlour case of the industrialist MLA Kunhalikutty rocked kerala ,in 2011 case was reopened by Kutty was cleared of all charges. It was probed case anew by SIT.
- The Kilroor scandal in 2003,wherein a woman assured to be given roles in a TV serial, bore a child and died accusing some high profile politicians but CBI dismissed allegations.
- Micky Pacheco arrested in 2010.The NCP man was in a live in relationship…he openly bought his woman instead of wife even for swearing in ceremony. Another affair and the woman tried ending her life.Nadia Torrado in may 2010 sucked Pacheco in. He was put through the wringer by investigating agency.
- Bhanwari Devi case hit headlines.Mahipal Maderna is facing trial for her murder.MLA Malkhan Singh is supposed to have fathered Bhanwari’s children.Once she started blackmailing they plotted to eliminate her.
- Ram Lal Jat speeded up Paras Devi post mortem….the 34 yr old showed signs of poisoning.MP Ramswaroop Koli sent 3 children and a woman to the US.The human trafficking earned him15 lakhs in return!
What has changed and what hasn’t? Talking Karnataka now--The land of hot and happening "Pornocchios"
- Renukacharya and Jayalakshmi scandal….photographs of him posing amorously released in 2009 but what happened?
- What happened to Halappa? in 2010 sleaze cd was circulated where a woman lying in negligee was crying claiming rape.Her husband was so busy filming it. A complaint was lodged wit the Governor..he had to resign.The Govt then had handed the case to the CID.
- Padmapriya wife of Udupi MLA Raghupathi Bhat disappeared and VS Acharya the then Home Minister was accused of with holding information until news of her subsequent suicide broke out.
Lots of leaders reflect dubious felicity when it came to their illicit affairs.Many lovers occupy Ministerial berths or are awarded positions of power as a token of gratitude for companionship! Some people wield the “power” portfolio too!Handsome perks of being the "Sleeping Booty"
In Politics the dust generated by sex scandals is much more than the sweat due to hard work!
Why did the Ministers have to resign.Why did the CM and the Party heads praise the Ministers for their move to resign? Howcome the Speaker has ordered a joint house probe into what’s so obvious?...why this dishonesty and hypocrisy?
The Police investigations aginst those in sex scandals have almost always been a farce!
Now I am sure ex Ministers,Krishna,Laxman and Patil, the infamous amorous trio will be politically exploited by rivals(who are obviously tainted in some ways and will go shitty shitty bang bang) hehe "XXX Files"
Politics had ceased to be the last resort of scoundrels instead today friends it happens to be the first preference of all individuals with money to buy power. Maybe even buy an identity badge. The Ministers are relocated and function as dignitaries elsewhere.They even attend the assembly regularly.What's the point?
No wonder Anna said Right to Recall and not "Remix" or replace! People feel sick in their gut wit the wasted mandate.
Sleaze in the future is bound to take uglier forms. Soon, teenagers with raging hormones, would be reading playboy and masturbating in the back benches of classrooms.
An observation is that many young and single women hesitate from entering the domain of politics.Can imagine why!...Imagine sitting in an assembly full of Krishnas and Laxmans!At this rate, with more and more politically erect men, we may have to soon pass the “Women’s Preservation Pill!”
Somehow this collection seems like a fairy tale of a different kind to me…."Phallus in Wonderland"
I kinda have a gut wrenching feeling whilst even getting this list of events together or must I say lust of events together.
Somehow this collection seems like a fairy tale of a different kind to me…."Phallus in Wonderland"
I kinda have a gut wrenching feeling whilst even getting this list of events together or must I say lust of events together.
I am intending to cast a flick starring the whole load of power scum and name it
“The Shaw-wank Redemption”
the whole political class in india ,is morally corrupt,starting from the lecherous nehru. they xploit ther clout.wonder y women fall for them.any way.it is getting worse.be they ministers,mla.governers et el all bunch of lechers
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! I am sure no one could have written this as well as you Ushy not because of the subject but that which needs a good deal of sense (and sensitivity). I cannot agree witht the take THAT everyone watches it so what is the big deal! By same logic everyone DOES it, what happens to the Assembly when they start there?
ReplyDeleteThis is by no means pronoucing that they are guilty. No they may not (personally I feel they are not). I suspect this was a hit job by the someone with help of media. Easy to fix them, aint it? Send a MMS, Shoot them on Cameras when they open that message (or opening up something else too;) Wondering if the Cameras were zooming in on all legislators in the house in which case it is a photographer's paradise).If not, why only these 2 ministers. How did they know that they would watch it?
Bottom line (no pun intended) - But I wouldn't let my 12 year old Son watch assembly proceedings any longer :-)
And by the way, the above named people being involved in sexual escapades is no consolation for the party with the difference. Though not illegal, it was immoral. Period!
Finally, did the BJP leaders in Karnataka including CM and speaker over-react? Yes! they did an overdose of Viagra perhaps.
hi, that was a good run down of the rogues gallery in the hall of shame. bill clinton, JFK among many others add the international flavour. The list has only men, means boys will always be boys.
ReplyDeleteonce again an excellent piece from the one and wonly mata ushy khusy anandamayee.
A very thoughtfully scripted blog on a burning topic & very carefully slapped the vote-beggers on their not so clean faces.
ReplyDeleteThey were watching porn in the building where they were supposed to conduct work dutifully for the welfare of those innocent people (of course with help of some hoodlums) who had voted them to power.
Where are we going? One or the other Welfare-incharge (CM/MP/MLA) is being caught doing something fishy & then slapped appropriately by Ushy.
What did these Ministers tell their wives, their children & grand-children when they may have asked -'Dada-ji aap ko Assembly se kyoon nikal diya?
I agree with deepz that this is turning out to be a hall of shame & one or the other 'desh-sevak' is coming running to hold the star of shame.
Excellent research work also by Doc Ushy Kushy in digging out similar instances.
Hats off, Madam.
Loved the way you describe things XXX Files, will use it on my talk show with due credits for sure...
ReplyDeleteYou have a good insight "I can bet that a majority of politicians and babus and bhabhis included, watch porn". r0000000ealizing the predicament of the thee unlucky ministers I now feel that their only fault is that they became stupid enough to be caught.
ReplyDeleteIn that context I have expected you [me repecting your wits] to suggest BJP {or for that matter any political party} something like to conduct some tutorial classes for all the MLAs to train them how not to be caught.
Human fallibility is directly proportional to the square of political power you enjoy. In Haryana, we say, that we should forever strive to protect our true possessions are: Conscience, Women and Land. However, no sooner have you are drunk on political power, you instead strive to: Lose Conscience, Covet other women and usurp other's Land.
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to watching porn at your work place, so many of us might be doing it, but we are always aware of the punishment. The Call Centers are already a hotbed of promiscuity and sleaze with very few getting punished, simply because it all happened in the parking lot!
To summarize, sleaze is bound to increase, specially when corruption in every form is becoming part of our DNA. The three sexiteers should be punished just like, say, Microsoft India would punish a similar misdemeanor. But, no excessive moralizing is called for. Iss hamaam mein sabhi nangey hain...
Sorry about a few typos in my post :-(
ReplyDeleteHahahaha... Who else could have written such a brilliant post other than Ushy. I eagerly wait for her next post. It evokes strong emotions along with humor. Both gelled so well, that its always fun to read.
ReplyDeleteUshy when is the next post coming? :)
OMG...none of those..except to 1-2 of those I am aware off...I infact did google for each of the cases you have mentioned above...very well put up..and hatsoff to your creativity in those euphemisms
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