Watch Out For That HAND! |
I
am appalled a group of creatures on two legs that have been living closely
together and have a dominant Leader…in this case an Italian Alpha Female. You
CON men out there know what an Alpha female is. You sense it. You know it. You
want it. It feels good. It makes you feel more masculine and you like it. It’s
real simple and there isn’t any need for over intellectualizing this. It’s been
around for centuries and likely will continue on ad infinitum.
In
the current work settings, the Italian Alpha female may be a natural leader,
exuding confidence. But, she also may be contentious, demanding and difficult to
work with. This is thought to be in part due to the alpha female attempting to
retain her stature, however unconsciously, as alpha. Being the top salesperson,
the quickest worker, the most aggressive boss may contribute to remaining at
the top, and the alpha female has a tendency to respond aggressively to any
attempts by others to outshine her.
ILL-legitimate family fiefdom
that holds the reigns of the neutered mute lot who watch in stone silence as
their alpha female thumps her chest!
In
the human setting, the Alpha female usually doesn’t fight physically, but
instead acts with language, brusque or dismissive behavior, or with other
tactics to remain at the top. Recently, a haughty Italian Alpha
female was seen gesticulating and angrily egging on her tribe of native tribes’s to
protest and stall the proceedings of the kingdom which she assumes she
reigns! Or must I say in this context rants!
Sometimes hiding behind a mask
helps Madam! Of course waving the HAND gets you some front bench activism as
well!Most of the male species remain
voiceless in this group as what works most is the:
The Italian Acoustic Axe: The specialty
trait of the Alpha female:
Hum Karrrrenge…Nahin Darrrenge….seems deafening in many contexts! Whilst she keeps screaming to her
tribe “my my” when a headgear toting Mum Man just watches haplessly as the
alpha female holds the reins! He plans his work whereas she works her plan!
Pasta Pappu aka Heir in command?
To add to the already existing
woes, we have a Pasta Pappu in the waiting! Someone
who is to be subconsciously in sync with an Italian Alpha female whose mere presence
makes him feel protected, secure, and safe? Surely he is no fidgety, nerdy
Chicken Little who panics at every stressor! Remember the UP fiasco?
Let’s
not fool the country with conversational gymnastics or making mere banal statements
that reflect a deep seated insecurity and envy. Aryans thought they were just
naturally superior to every other race, period. It is indeed tough to be an
Italian Alpha Female! It has everything to do with the ability to achieve
power, control, wealth and sociopathic status validated by the neutered kingdom
Hope the HAND that rocks the Cradle does not end up giving a Bone Crushing Handshake to the Nation!
The Italian has the nation's cojones gripped vice like in her hand.
ReplyDeleteYeah truly Arun!
DeleteThanx a ton for coming by and sharing a line!
Good wishes
Ushy
Hi Arun
ReplyDeleteHeheheheh after all Arun it is the Iron fist right?
thank you for coming by!Wish you would share some more on what you thought of the writing!;-)
Lots of regards
Ushy
Nah, the Italian street dog has been elevated to alpha dog by congie servants.
ReplyDeletehehehehe eggjaktly the point I am trying to highlight!
DeleteEvery barking dog cannot be an Alpha!
Lots of regards
Ushy
Hehehehe Guess so Like No other!
DeleteRegards
Ushy
Is She Only ITALIAN ?? IT - ALIENS ... Actually. Prove Me Wrong, Anyone ... She Is Un-moved Since 8 Long Years Sitting On Fate Of Indians Along-with Her Zombie'd Son ... Indians Will Have To Fight For INDEPENDENCE Again, Soon, From The "It-Alien".......... #IndependenceDay (The Film)
ReplyDeleteRegards.
Heheheh Vikas
DeleteIn this CON text surely it is Italian!
Alines or not...we have to do something or else we would be eaten alive and CONned royally by this cannibalistic attitude of the animal I see controlling behaviour!
Thank you for stopping by and sharing!
Lots of regards
Ushy
Pasta Boy with a pasty smile on his mug- all he needs is a dunce cap. No?
ReplyDeleteOye Ravindra
DeleteYou comments do mean a Lot to me!
Yeah finally kinda getting at that ever elusive Black Belt!
Dr Tonguefu finally has made it!
Lots of good wishes
Ushy
The Fight Between Rome & OM. I am sure OM will come out triumphant
ReplyDeleteOM vijayi bhava!;-)
DeleteThank you for sharing such a short and sweet comment Rudra!
Lots of good wishes
Ushy
Brilliant and of course vicious grip of ----
DeleteIt is incisive and fun
Thanks for sharing
Thank you VaidyaG for sharing thoughts!
DeleteHope you are doing good.
My pleasure sharing
Good wishes
Ushy
Om will win
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Yes she can become Mussolini or even better Adolf Hitler for INDIA.As India does not have an Armed Forces General as Dictator like Pakistan, bu have so many religions of CITIZENS. God bless India.
ReplyDeleteYeah yeah Tukaram
DeleteMany people think so within the group too but what to do...FEAR paralyses and freezes!
Thank you for sharing!
Ushy
Do we have any alternate to counter or atleast give a jerk to this italiano lady.....i see nobody in the horizon!! pasta pappu will rise with bunch slaves(do i need to name some like @@@ diggy...) around and will fall mud bitting in 2014. this regime( 2009-2014) will remain as a very bad or ugly phase in modern indian growth story....we hv been constantly elusive by these filthy politicos by giving wrong prospect of our economy...the day it changes...we shall again be struggling like 1991...
ReplyDeleteJerk aint the word! Super jerk is the word! SM
DeleteOne has a loose trap and the other craps all over!
The problem is we are digging under our own ground
One fine day these traitors would flee our country and we would be left with nothing!
Thank you for sharing
Regards
Ushy
Haha! The dominant Alpha female. Reminds me of one of those high profiled lady stereotypes in a firm. When you walk into her room, you never know what to expect. She could scold you for your best work, she could praise you for a typo filled contract.
ReplyDeleteOur Italian Alpha has this feeling that she is the once who is carrying the legacy of her husband's ancestors on her shoulders.
There is humour in your description.
Thank you very much Atul for coming by and taking few minutes off to share!
DeleteYeah had a heavy heart but tried to lace a little humour!
Lots of good wishes
Ushy
All said and done, The Alpha Female aka The Italian Job is a well-scripted description of the prevailling scenario. Well as far back as I can remember we ate Pizzas, needles O sorry noodles and Pasta only after their arrival on the scene. No denying the fact that it requires guts to move things around with an iron fist & this guy-bachrda has the knack/potential to do that.Hell with everything else.
ReplyDeleteWell done Doc Ushy.
My dear Ravi
DeleteAs is always the case...good to read what you share!
Means a lot to hear opinions from Friends like you too Ravi!;-)
Such a shameless iron fist which has gagged all our Nationalists!
Lots of good wishes
Ushy
Inspiring & Intresting..
ReplyDeleteKeep it up.. Awaited for more & more..
Thank you Mehul
DeleteDo keep coming by Calmsutra!;-)
Good wishes
Ushy
Mast Read and Must Read
ReplyDeleteHahahaah
DeleteThank you Atul G
Means a lot to me!
Good wishes
Ushy
We pride that we are able to make Italian minions as Italian Alfa Females. (We have that practice since Ramayan times)
ReplyDeleteThere can be a decent Alpha too KDPGrahi G!;-)
DeleteFingers painted with rich colours make good sense
ReplyDeleteYeah? glad you liked Fingers with rich colours!
DeleteThank you for coming by and sharing
Good wishes
Ushy
Funny....
ReplyDeleteDoctor sahab
DeleteIn spite of your busy schedule thank you for the one word!
Hope you are doing good
Good wishes
Ushy
The story of Our-times, dipped in tongue-fu wit, flows seamlessly :-)"...Hum Karrrrenge…Nahin Darrrenge…." Aur "Hamarrrre bill Aam Aadmi Bharrrrenge" seems the manifesto, mission and fuel that gave us monumental scams, audacious dis-regard of all, well almost, our revered national institutes and offices...and a support cast that was, infact still is, busy hitting self goals, trying to beat each other's score, out do each other.
ReplyDeleteThank you Anand
DeleteMeans a ton for me to share and then My friends to give me some feedback!
Monumental ain't the word!...in fact dont mind coining some colossal new word which demonstrates the magnitude of this country's molestation!
do keep sharing and coming by
Lots of good wishes
Ushy
Brilliant piece this is... especially the Pasta Pappu...guess his Pasta is cooked in Amul Butter..( many call him the Amul Baby )... but 'm still wondering..what serious work this Pastalicious is upto ?
ReplyDeleteHey Rishi
ReplyDeleteThank you for your good words!
I am glad you enjoyed and shared too!
Keep coming by and keep sharing too.Surely means a LOT
Good wishes and regards
Ushy
Aal Female Aalpha Mail Kalka Mail
ReplyDeleteO Ji Put role khatam hi nain Honda
Sachi Bol yeh pyara haath kiska hai ?
ReplyDeleteTera Mate ?
Achcha Hai ( sounds like ManneKhaa Gandhi in Safal Mutter :D )
Ushy, I read your post carefully several times and also the comments and your replies :)
ReplyDeleteWhat you say is so very true and ironical ..it made just not an incredible reading but has set me thinking at the accuracy of your description !...
Now On my emotional sharing (what use sharing something when we hide our emotions ? not authentic ..right ? ) : Insights,awareness and realizations are always welcome but I do feel uncomfortable,queasy and uneasy to come to terms about the wrath and helpless state we have got ourselves into by letting ourselves be ripped apart in this manner ! definitely there is anguish,apathy and a feeling of being cheated at a core level of my being ! Yes certainly sad ...But true ...so while the emotions are certainly there but so is that just one word that i will use that is positive- and that is "empowerment" that your Post has evoked :)) Am grateful to you Ushy that you wrote this on the next day of The Independence Day ....Keep Rocking and sharing! you are doing an Important National Task of Awakening ...Kudos to you friend :))
Cheers!;-)
PS: & As always I luv your "visual intelligence"(this is a huge compliment and perhaps u need to delve deeper as what i am conveying here lolz :)) -perfect bright dripping colors and I did not miss the usage of the Black at those particular aspects of the HAND