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Sunday, February 12, 2012

The Pourne Identity

Our porn law was enacted in 19-69.....ooops! 

Saw a random order passed later by Justice Cockburn!- the name says it all! 

Goodness! The ironies are screaming! I had always heard that history repeats itself, because we are not listening the first time!Currently we are dealing with a fast moving consumer product ,Pornography, which is so deadly to the Indian consumer.We have always had alcohol in states where prohibition exists,pirated movies in the open market and and now porn almost everywhere.
Mild, moderate and severe consumption? how does one classify something in porno as being excess? mildly moral and severely immoral society or people? What's the fun in moderation? One drink is maybe to enjoy but one drink too many drunk?

Are we shunning pleasure? Are we ending up a voyeuristic nation? Can we actually stop this menace of watching and enjoying the pleasure that many derive out of porn? Who are we to stop people from doing what they enjoy?If not we then who takes charge of the controls?

Good people don’t watch porn? Or they watch it only at home?So do you become bad if you watch it anywhere other than at home? Ain't it about about individuality and personal preferences? The same politician can watch dirty picture on a large screen and award the director for a wonderful venture but a video clip? Or is that considered too dirty only for politicians?

I can bet that a majority of politicians and babus and bhabhis included, watch porn.Some stupid ones get caught when watching it in the legislature. We end up have to suffer this moral hypocrisy!

Read somewhere that "Government Work is God’s Work"
In that case,this my friends is The Second Coming!

Let me list out all the events I can possibly remember as a list of politicians who star in "Scrotal Recall"

  • P T Chacko - 1964 was found in a car accident with a lady…lost his position…wonder which one! Political or sexual? 
  • In early 80’s Ramrao Adik, the then Deputy CM of Maharashtra was all over papers…downing peg after peg on an AI flight, stumbling across aisles and heckling co passengers and playing touchy touchy with females in the cabin crew.He was busy chasing mini skirts around the lawns. He embarrassed many women with his forwardness!He was referred to as the "Hanover Hangover" Mr Adik then took to curves? From a straight political career! 
  • Kerala’s former forest minister Neela Lohitadas had to resign in 2000 following a complaint of attempted sexual abuse by a senior IAS officer. 
  • N D Tiwari, former Andhra Governor,carrying on with his sexual orgy in his official residence at the Raj Bhavan 
  • The late J H Patel, former CM of Karnataka,admitted his weakness for wine and women. Uncles- sheer case of Die Hard On! 
  • P J Kurien,Suryanelli scandal in Idukki in 1996 involving a 16 yr old raped by 42 men continuously for 40 days at diff places.The name was cleared after investigations. Sounds like the sequelae Penetrator2.! Gosh. 
  • The famous ice cream parlour case of the industrialist MLA Kunhalikutty rocked kerala ,in 2011 case was reopened by Kutty was cleared of all charges. It was probed case anew by SIT.
  • The Kilroor scandal in 2003,wherein a woman assured to be given roles in a TV serial, bore a child and died accusing some high profile politicians but CBI dismissed allegations. 
  • Micky Pacheco arrested in 2010.The NCP man was in a live in relationship…he openly bought his woman instead of wife even for swearing in ceremony. Another affair and the woman tried ending her life.Nadia Torrado in may 2010 sucked Pacheco in. He was put through the wringer by investigating agency. 
  • Bhanwari Devi case hit headlines.Mahipal Maderna is facing trial for her murder.MLA Malkhan Singh is supposed to have fathered Bhanwari’s children.Once she started blackmailing they plotted to eliminate her. 
  • Ram Lal Jat speeded up Paras Devi post mortem….the 34 yr old showed signs of poisoning.MP Ramswaroop Koli sent 3 children and a woman to the US.The human trafficking earned him15 lakhs in return!

What has changed and what hasn’t? Talking Karnataka now--The land of hot and happening "Pornocchios"

  • Renukacharya and Jayalakshmi scandal….photographs of him posing amorously released in 2009 but what happened? 
  • What happened to Halappa? in 2010 sleaze cd was circulated where a woman lying in negligee was crying claiming rape.Her husband was so busy filming it. A complaint was lodged wit the Governor..he had to resign.The Govt then had handed the case to the CID.
  • Padmapriya wife of Udupi MLA Raghupathi Bhat disappeared and VS Acharya the then Home Minister was accused of with holding information until news of her subsequent suicide broke out. 

Lots of leaders reflect dubious felicity when it came to their illicit affairs.Many lovers occupy Ministerial berths or are awarded positions of power as a token of gratitude for companionship! Some people wield the “power” portfolio too!Handsome perks of being the "Sleeping Booty"

In Politics the dust generated by sex scandals is much more than the sweat due to hard work!

Why did the Ministers have to resign.Why did the CM and the Party heads praise the Ministers for their move to resign? Howcome the Speaker has ordered a joint house probe into what’s so obvious?...why this dishonesty and hypocrisy?

The Police investigations aginst those in sex scandals have almost always been a farce!

Now I am sure ex Ministers,Krishna,Laxman and Patil, the infamous amorous trio will be politically exploited by rivals(who are obviously tainted in some ways and will go shitty shitty bang bang) hehe "XXX Files"

Politics had ceased to be the last resort of scoundrels instead today friends it happens to be the first preference of all individuals with money to buy power. Maybe even buy an identity badge. The Ministers are relocated and function as dignitaries elsewhere.They even attend the assembly regularly.What's the point?

No wonder Anna said Right to Recall and not "Remix" or replace! People feel sick in their gut wit the wasted mandate.

Sleaze in the future is bound to take uglier forms. Soon, teenagers with raging hormones, would be reading playboy and masturbating in the back benches of classrooms.
An observation is that many young and single women hesitate from entering the domain of politics.Can imagine why!...Imagine sitting in an assembly full of Krishnas and Laxmans!At this rate, with more and more politically erect men, we may have to soon pass the “Women’s Preservation Pill!”

Somehow this collection seems like a fairy tale of a different kind to me…."Phallus in Wonderland"

I kinda have a gut wrenching feeling whilst even getting this list of events together or must I say lust of events together.

I am intending to cast a flick starring the whole load of power scum and name it 

“The Shaw-wank Redemption” 

Monday, February 6, 2012

Sari Call or Sorry Call? Going GaGa !

Duryodhana orders Dushasana to disrobe Draupadi and he tries to disrobe Draupadi of her sari. Seeing her husbands unable to help her, Draupadi prays to Lord Krishna to protect her. As Dushasana unwraps layers and layers of her sari, her sari keeps getting extended! But not mutilated! 6yards to 9yards! 

Mumtaz drape…Tuck drape… Tamil pinkosu… Karnataka style… Hollywood style… Bollywood style and the list is endless 

It’s always been a flowing rectangle piece of sheer elegance .The sari era or the sorry era

Agreed nothing can beat the look of a sari, the most elegant and sensuous piece of clothing. The sari can rarely go wrong on any occasion but on a couple of recent occasions I am forced to say, it has gone HORRIBLY wrong!

A normal sari measures 6 yards in length, which is draped around waist in such a way that anyone who wears it looks so feminine, maybe even sexy, remember a Mandakini in Ram Teri Ganga Maili or for that matter a stalwart like Zeenat Aman in a Satyam Shivam Sundaram? They have branded sensuousness!

Has the sari made a comeback in a big way? Or has it gone horribly wrong? Many designers I’m told include a sari in their designer collection. Well, I would credit some of them with totally mutilating this lovely garment which is rightfully Indian!

Sari is the only outfit in which a woman is draped all over and still looks super sensuous and not vulgar at all. It reveals as much as it hides. A perfectly draped sari can make you look ravishing and out of the world but a clumsy draped one will make you look hideous and will bring down your personality. Experiments with the 6-yard rectangular unstitched piece of cloth, gives birth to a new style- Thanx to this mutilation, today, there are hundreds of styles.

I quote from an article in The Hindu by Prabalika Borah where she says “The sari was definitely given its due importance when 30 year old American businesswoman actor musician, Paris Hilton wore a red monotone sari for an event” My question do these women wearing our traditional outfits in the mutilated manner in which they do make us revere it or feel sorry? Sari in the limelight! When the William sisters or Oprah Winfrey wore it? Excuse me! Grotesque isn’t the word to describe how it was draped around a humongous structure! Some of the mutilations by the westerners have redefined and branded the word grotesque!

The Anna Kournikovas, the Gagas or the Elizabeth Hurleys insist on wearing scraps of cloth and changing the entire meaning of our lovely sari…Imagine a Mayawati in a mini skirt or short off shoulder gown! Maybe even Amma or Didi in a pair of hip hugging slacks! I shudder at the very thought of it! That’s the same sorry look these visitors have when they try and emulate our traditional garment!

 Bad enough we have Baba Ramdev in a salwar kameez and Mr Singhvi in a one piece garment! Goodness help me!

The traditional outfit for Indian women has been a sari. It is never out of fashion and is always an evergreen dressing for Indian women. Today in the hectic lives of Indian working women, it has become an occasional dress, but the love for sari has not decreased at all. 
In the lyrics of the song  Dev Anand sang in Guide I echo my feelings: 

“Oo Mere Humrahi 

Mere Bah Thamen Chalna 

Badle Duniya SARI 

Tum Na Badalna”