Aaaah...The "F" Word...!!!!

She’s plump,sloppy, powerful and ready to cause more controversy!!! Is that a trend that’s getting back? Breasts, laps, buttocks, shoulders, and most of what is associated with the  so called “asset” systems obscured in an avalanche of flesh! …Fat is in!!

I have always been repulsed by thin women!… I find them disgusting: their absurd bow legged walking, their absence of body contour—breasts, laps, buttocks, shoulders, Most of what I like to see in a woman, missing and leaving nothing but a  rivets of bones…

Black steel, twisted and hard, encasing the bodies lots of poor souls. The weight of machines bearing down on the bodies of women, sweat dripping from their brow as they endured the pain. Another Aunty, strapped onto some tool, stretching her body to and fro as she grimaces in agony!- Torture devices as far as the eye can see, each imprisoning another wretched body. This may sound like I'm describing some medieval dungeon, but I'm not. I'm describing a horror far worse... The Gym!!...Fit is in?

Every time I set foot in the gym, I see people that haven’t the slightest clue as to why they are there, nor what they should be doing!

My gym is more like a nursing home than a model agency!! Many 40 plus aunties..coming to heal their heels!.. They even take the elevator up to the gym (which is on the 2nd floor), only to run on the treadmills, pounding them into oblivion for almost 40 minutes. Goodness, you're gonna run a few miles- just take the damn stairs! Hours and hours of pointless walking makes it...seem more like the “dreadmill”!!

 Most often women in particular are found working out their mouths rather than their bodies.Its said that building muscle mass is even more difficult than giving birth!.. No wonder I have a trainer yell at the top of his voice-“If you want the body you’ve always dreamed of, you’re going to need to break the rules and become a fitness outlaw... You choose!”I have confirmed  that the vast majority of women at gyms never lift weights.They would often bring books and magazines to read on the bikes or treadmills, the pedaling and walking those often almost a slow, plodding after thought to the reading, and would spend copious amounts of time on the “fat-jiggling” machines.

But then the amount of time many female gym-goers spend on their make-up or hair at the gym suggests to me that exercising is not their primary reason for going to gym.. High on the list of ‘progress pitfalls’  is another phenomenon termed “socialising”…The male Instructor was the privileged one, and he made sure he wore the leotards( or as I call them " nut huggers") to the gym. This I assume was an attempt to impress the aunties, and the aunties end up laughing because it looked like  he was smuggling a peanut in his shorts!! I must  admit though he had plenty of  “FIRE”…(female impressing raging energy)!!!...Fake is in!

Then came Yoga….

We were winding down after a yoga class that was a little strenuous and tiring!!  We lay down on our backs and closed our eyes and started to relax our whole body.  I turned to my left and the old lady lying next to me was sound asleep!-Have you ever heard of the gas relieving pose?  There is such a thing!.. You lie on your back with one leg out on the floor and the other pulled into your chest with knee bent.  We were doing this pose and one of the women let out a big fart!  It took all of my strength to keep from laughing.  To my surprise no one else seemed to notice or care but I found it hilarious!...Fart is in?..or is it out?..lol

50% of the people in the gym these days are posers! The other half are there for a hard workout. One way you can tell  people who are posers, is that they always look around at people and sometimes even wear sunglasses in the gym!.. People who are seriously working out rarely make any eye contact!! 

Real women have more to their personality then just the wrapper on the outside, because one day its going to be gone, even if you work out…irrespective of whether you are “Fat” or “Fit”… So don’t just go through life…Do grow through life!!!