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Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Ronny met Ranganayaki....'Theory of Relative Titty'.
Ronny Rodriguez visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
Ronny my dear friends was smart ass!He was someone who could sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is!!
Ronny and Ranganayaki would have never met !
After all why would a young hep/hip,happening guy like Ronny living in a place like Richmond town, bump into a maiden BTS (Bala Tripura Sundari)from Doddanekundi???...rather strange sounding name! which I’m sure a Malayali comrade would relate very well to !!
Lo and behold!..it happened. They both met a wedding reception at Wilson Garden in the reknowned Orekundi Siddalingappa Choultry!
Ronny—wud have never gone, if not for his father, a retired Brigadier Rodriguez with considerable influence.It was the Brigadier who compelled Ronny to accompany him.
Apart from the novelty of eating off a plantain leaf,the function was very much the same.
Bored as hell….
No friends around…all he saw was lots of vertical expressions of oiled plaits and versions of a floating garment The dhoti!
False smiles like an epidemic…obviously some including some ill fitting Dentures!
Diplomatic gestures…Gosh!.. Ronny wondered when all this would come to an end!Time literally seemed to be crawling!!!Every second seemed like an hour!
Frequently Ronny glanced at his watch,checking time wondering when it would end!
Really bugged, he stifled a yawn but then thought, what the heck,these people aren’t my type anyways!!He then proceeded to yawn loooong and let out a loud sigh!
Mid yawn “his eyes met hers” staring in fascination at his Uvula!...lol
Haven I seen u somewhere??-----Cybercafe? Café Coffee day?The Only Place??...Barista??
She replied----- my favourites are Sukh sagar and Kamat.Sometimes, I also go to Adigas and Kadambas.
The classical music puts u to sleep doesn’t it? Ronny asked the woman he’d just met!
Oh noooo! I enjoy playing the Sitar, in fact can appreciate the music said her.
Oh man! does this mean u don’t listen to Western music?
Seemingly mod woman---could she be soooo outdated…The young man couldn’t believe it!
You are from Mount Carmel rt? JNC???asked he… Nah Babaaaaa,
I’m Chi Sow Ranganayaki from MES!!said she!
How do you spend your Weekends---PVR?Mota Arcade?? Commercial street? Brigades??asked Ronny….Ranganayaki replied---- “Alankar Plaza only at Majestic where u could bargain if you know Kannada the language!!”…lol
The conversation fizzled out yet again!!!Ronny started talkin bout the great Architecture of the buildings constructed by the British, when suddenly she asked ..Have you read R K Narayans booksa?
Oooh yeah maybe, said he!
Wats the connect babes? Asked he.
Well my idea of Architecture is inspired by Malgudi said she.
C’mon babes, don’t talk like a small town gal! talk bout Namma Bengaluru,Namma Metros….the happening page 3 parties!!
This is Bengaluru in the 21st Century…infested with the Hot n Hep people.Potholes and politicos.
Is this what Bengaluru is all about today??
Pretending to be a big city?? A Metropolitan City to be more precise!! Cosmopolitan?...infested with tech savvy heterosexuals,bisexuals,homosexuals,or must I say Retrosexuals!!!!Pretending to be Mod, until you wondered whether Bengaluru is really Mad or Mod???
Friends! it all about respecting individuals for the way they are and the way they think! It’s all about being an individual and not some ramapant society animal.
Arguing about “YOUR TOWN-----MY CITY” the ultimate result was Ronny ended up being married to Ranganayaki! Serves them right!!! But I wondered howcome!! just one reason maybe....
When Ronny met Ranganayaki, he discovered……..'Theory of Relative Titty'.