I know two types of men…those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish!
Abubacker was on the water at Allepey for his monthly fishing trip. Every single day he managed to bait a lot many varieties….On the the third day just as he was about to leave fishing, his cell phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his Biwi had just been in a terrible
accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. As he hung up, he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best fishing day ever!
It was a doctor notifying him that his Biwi had just been in a terrible
accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. As he hung up, he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best fishing day ever!
Abu decided to get in a couple of more catches before actually heading to the hospital. He ended up fishing the rest of the morning and it was after the third catch he decided to stop.He was jubilant....then he remembered his wife!
Feeling terribly guilty, Abu rushed to the hospital. He ran up to the
Doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
The physician glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your fishing, didn't you? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out enjoying yourself on the lake, your poor Biwi has been languishing in the ICU! I hope you really enjoyed yourself, because it will more than likely be the last jolly trip you will ever take! For the rest of her life your Biwi will be paralyzed and require around the clock care, and you'll be her Miya forever!"
Abubacker felt so horrible at what he had done, that he broke down and howled.
Then the doctor chuckled and said, "I'm just messin' with you. Biwi’s dead. What'd you catch?
Feeling terribly guilty, Abu rushed to the hospital. He ran up to the
Doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
The physician glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your fishing, didn't you? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out enjoying yourself on the lake, your poor Biwi has been languishing in the ICU! I hope you really enjoyed yourself, because it will more than likely be the last jolly trip you will ever take! For the rest of her life your Biwi will be paralyzed and require around the clock care, and you'll be her Miya forever!"
Abubacker felt so horrible at what he had done, that he broke down and howled.
Then the doctor chuckled and said, "I'm just messin' with you. Biwi’s dead. What'd you catch?
Good things come to those who bait if Abu had to say it “his”way!
Food Minister,K V Thomas, has written to the Prime Minister to create a separate Ministry for Fisheries!...Sharad Pawar is obviously upset!....Now Pawar thinks Thomas has an intent to bifurcate the Agriculture Ministry but Thomas knows better!...I was told that Madam at No. 10 Janpath was mighty thrilled with the fish curry made by Mrs Thomas earning the Minister the nick name “Thirutha Thomas"
Little did Sharad Pawar realise that Thomas maybe going the Abubacker way!!!;-)
What a way to pay obeisance!!!!....Truly Fishy!
...of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy. ~William Sherwood Fox, Silken Lines and Silver Hooks, 1954
Hahaha... Ushy, that was at your best... as always.
ReplyDelete"When the sandpiper and the clam grapple, it is the fisherman that profits".
Madamji, Pawarji, Thomasji, and chalo for rhyming sake, Sherlyji (Thomas's bitter half) all adorn the same cloak the entire CON clan do i.e. servile bootlicking!
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Thanx lot Prash!....
ReplyDeleteIt soo good to see someone sharing an opinion after I write!Keep watching for more funny stuff!
Just felt like penning at the spur of the moment!!! Guess it managed to tickle a few ribs!
Hahaha, really loved this one. Love the satire in this. Good show :)
ReplyDeleteThanx a lot Sunny.....Trying some small experiments just like we had discussed!....U laughed?
ReplyDeleteDo let me have some good review and feed back.
Thanx a ton for your sharing and of course leaving behind your comments
hahahaha how did i miss this!!amazing compare!!
ReplyDeletenice one Ushy.....at the end of the day india will become pond with less fish but more fishers lol
ReplyDeleteBrilliantly Written!The comparison was uncanny! This is your first blogpost I am reading and I must say...i will complete the rest by the end of the day !
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Nicely described.
ReplyDeleteMy Gratitude to Sahastranshu......Cinnamon Blues for all your words of appreciation and encouragement... and VP Ahmed for visiting my Blog!
ReplyDeleteDo keep coming back Friends!